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Showing posts with label Ban Dariya (Jokes). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ban Dariya (Jokes). Show all posts

SAURAYI ƊAN GANGANCI


SAURAYI DAN GANGANCI

Wani saurayi ne yaje wajen budurwar sa hira. Suna cikin hirar sai NEPA suka kawo wuta. Sai ya tambaye ta yace yanaga ko'ina da wuta amma banda gidan ku? sai tace wlh lokacin ana ran sama shine iska ta tsinke WAYAR. Sai yace to meyasa baku kira Yan NEPA sun gyara ba? sai tace wlh mun kira su sunce zasu zo gashi yau har kwana 2 shuru. Sai yace bakomai, abinda za'aji shiga gida kisa YARA SU FITOMIN DA TSANI DA Kuma FILAYA. Sai tace haba kawai ka barshi za'a gyara, SWEET HEART kaga ba aikin ka bane. Sai yace haba MY LOVELY ai abin duk bogi ne. Aka fitomai da TSANI DA SAURAN KAYAN AIKI ya hau FALWAYA ya fara aiki. Can zuwa wani dan lokaci sai budurwar sa taji yayi wani MUGUN IHU HADE DA KARA wuta ta jashi ya fado cikin KWATA A SUME. bayan ya farfado daga suman da yayi, ya tashi zaune yana daga kansa sai yaga budurwar sa da baban ta da babarta da yaran gidan gaba 1 da kuma sauran yaran unguwar suna mai sannu. can saiji yayi wata karamar yarinya kanwar budurwar sa tace: LAAAAAA, AUNTY SAURAYIN KIYAYI KASHI A WANDO.

HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

Wai idan kaine yazakayi????
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WA YA FI WANI ƘWAREWA?


WA YAFI WANI KWAREWA?

Wata rana wata budurwa taje gidan su kawar ta sai ta hadu da wani gayen xamani !!! Ga yanda hirarsu ta kasance:- 

Saurayi:- Salam ‘yan mata ya kike?

Budurwa:- Lapia kalau. Alhamdulillah!

Saurayi:- Can I know ur name plz?

Budurwa:- Ehhmmm Maryam… ! Tana yi tana satar kallon shi da gani yakwanta mata arai !!!

Saurayi:- Inane gidanku?

Budurwa:- Tayi wuf ta nuna gidan Qawar ta,kasantuwar Qawar tata masu kudi ne!

Nan sukai exchanging numbers, kullum zai zo saiya kira ta, dan haka takanshirya ta tafi can gidan Qawar anan suke zance, tayi hakan ne danya dinga mata alkhairi da yawa! Asalin gidansu kam talakawa ne authentic, a hakan suna tare ya dingayi mata kyauta kala kala! Wata ran ba wataran ba sai akayi rashin dace wayar sa ba caji kuma gashi yaxo xance yana kofar gidan; Anan ne ya samu wani yaro yace kai kira min Maryam! Sai yaron yace yau bata zo ba! Saurayi yace daga ina? Yaro kam yace daga gidansu.. !

Saurayi:- Au daman banan bane gidan su? Yaro yai gaba yana cewa zo in kaika gidan su, basu karasa ba ya hange ta tana ta tuyar dankali, ga yara sun yayyabeta Yana karasawa ya tsuguna yace ‘yan mata a bani dankali, tana jin muryar shi ta dago suka hada ido, ta mike ta ruga gida aguje, daman gidan ‘kasa ne, yace ki daina gudu ni tsakani da Allah nake son ki,daga nan ya aika afada ma iyayen ta gobe zai turo a rushe gidan ayi musu ginin xamani!

Haka kuwa akayi bayan kwana 2, sai dai wata sabuwa inji ‘yan caca; Tun ranar da aka rushe gidan babu saurayi

ba labarin shi! ! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Tambaya anan tsakanin Saurayi da budurwa waya fi iya kwarewa wajen YAUDARA???
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IRO MAI SHAYI


Iro me shayi . Anyi wani bawan Allah me suna IRO, sana'ar sa saida shayi (tea) dabi'ar sa shine baya dawowa daga sana'ar sa sai misalin karfe 1:00 am na dare. Kwatsam wata rana ya dawo sai yaji anata gardama a wani lungu koda ya labe don ganin suwa ke gardama a wannan dare sai yaga mutane guda uku
, sai yaji daya daga cikin su ! yace nafiku sauri, sai sauran biyun sukace ! Karya kake sai yace to ayi rigerigen zuwa bangon duniya sai can yaji shuru kamar na minti 3 uku sai yaji ance ! Nine na daya sai yaji ance ! Nine na biyu sai yaji ance ! Nine yakamata inyi na farko amma saboda tuntube danayi da dutsen uhudu ne yasa ni nayi na karshe, Iro na labe yana sauraron abin al'ajabi kwatsam sai yaji ance ! Toh ayi rige rigen taba kan me shayi. Idan kaine ko kece IRO yazakiyi??
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UWAR GULMA

*UWARGULMA*
Wasu matan aure ne su 3 suka je rafi dibar ruwa, a hanyarsu ta
dawowa gida, sai suka shiga
hirar duniya, suna fadawa juna
matsalolinsu da laifukansu.
Ta farko ta ce:
Ni laifina shi ne, kullum idan mijina baya nan, sai na satar masa kudi,💵 idan ya dawo yana cigiya, sai na ce 'yan uwansa ne suka shiga dakin, da haka da haka duk na hada shi da 'yan uwansa👩‍👩‍👧‍👧. _Na san ko idan ya gano gaskiya an banu,😂 don Allah ku taya ni addu'a_🙏🏻.
Ta biyun ta ce:
To ai ke wannan qaramin laifi ne😳, ni 'ya'ya goma na haifa a gidan
mijina, amma duka ba nasa ba ne; duk na rariya ne (shegu ne). Na san duk ranar da ya gane hakan na shiga 9 🙀, "ni ma ku taya ni addua🙏🏻 .
Ta ukun sai hawaye suka riqa zubowa
daga idanuwanta, da kawayenta biyun suka tambayeta, me take yi wa kuka? Sai ta ce "ni laifina daya ne👆🏻... _ta ci gaba da kuka_😫, da kyar suka rarrasheta ta yi shiru, suka qara tambayarta, sai ta ce 👉🏻 *mutum 50* ke *gidan yari*🏣 a dalilina, ga shi ina bakin cikin rabuwa daku😡 don ba shakka zaku shiga sahun wadancan 50 din, don bana iya barin magana a cikina😷, yanzu hirar nan da mukai daku, har na qagara in je gari in ci gaba da yadawa mutane,😜 _"ku taya ni addu'a"_
*MENE NE MAFITA??*😳😳😳 *Mata kenan* 😜😜😜....
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HALIMA CE TA GAYYACE NI

HALIMA CE TA GAYYACE NI

 Halima ce ta gayyace ni
Maiduguri bikin yayarta kawai sai na haɗa kaya na nufi maiduguri Ina
zuwa sai naga jama'a suna ta zabga gudu, gudun tsira ai kuwa sai na
bisu muna ta famfalaƙi sai da muka yi kilo mita 25 sannan muka
samu inuwa mu huta. Na ciro waya don in tambayi Halima unguwarsu
sai ta ce "HABA SARKIN LOVE AI NI WASA NAKE MAKA BAN TAƁA
ZUWA MAIDUGURI BA NI 'YAR KANO CE" Sai na fashe da kuka mutane
suka yo kaina ana tambayana mai ya faru naƙi yin magana Can sai naji
ance "GA SUNAN TAHOWA" Nan muka kara kwasa a guje muna gudu
har muka shiga Gombe a kasa Wai me ya kamata nayi wa
HALIMA ????????
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BANDA DARIYA DA YAWA

BANDA DARIYA DA YAWA
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AMSA KAWAI NAKE
BUKATA
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Wasu mutane ne su biyu suna zaune suna hira a majalisa sai suka
fara dauko labarin yaransu
suna fadi....
Shi na
farko sai yace " hmm ai yarona yafi kowa wawanci a ganina domin abin nashi yayi nisa.!
Sai na biyu yace"
ai naka yaron mai hankali ne sosai akan nawa.
Suka yita ja'inja sai suka ce to mukirasu kawai agwada..
sai
suka kira yaran nasu domin su jarrabasu su suga wanda yafi wawanci.
Mutum na farko:
Sai yakira dansa yace " Auwal zo kaje kasuwa
ka sayo min sabulu"
yaron yanazuwa
sai
ya kama hanya ya tafi.
Sai Baban yace kagani ko tsabar wawtarsa ko kudin bai karba ba
ya kama hanya yatafi ko?
sai Mutum na biyu:
ya ce Wannan ne kake kira wawtar?
Bari ka gani.
Sai ya kwala wa dansa kira.. "
yana xuwa sai yace kaje
gida ka duba ko inanan.
Sai ya kama hanya yatafi, can sai gashi ya dawo yace:
Baba naje na tambayi
mama tace baka nan"
,
To wai anan wayafi wawta acikin
yaran nasu ?
na 1 ko na 2 ?
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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN ORDINARY THIEF AND A POLITICIAN

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?

1.The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !

2. The hilarious part is :
The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.

3. The most ironic one :
Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !
That’s the travesty cum irony of our current society!
And, we blindly say we are not blind !

👍 *Too good not to share*😉
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UNA WELL DONE OOO

UNA WELL DONE ooO!
A person is a person, but wen he enters;
~ Hospital..... Patient
~ Taxi...... Passenger
~ Shop....customer
~ School...student
~ Stadium... Fan
👉But my Question is .. What do we call a person who enters TOILET?

Am waiting for answer
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MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA

➡MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA

KAFIN AURE

Na kiraki dazu da sassafe ba'a dauka a l0kacin nasan baki tashi ba na katse miki barci S00RY

murya KASA KASA jiya na miki tambaya amma baki amsamin tambayata ba, ina jira SWEETY

Ranki ya dade wanka kikayi yanzu da sanyinnan koda yake kedin ai yar gayu ce BABYNAH

DA ALLAH kada kici wake da shinkafa yanzu bari na aik0 miki KAZA da MaltinA kinji H0NEY

Ah Ah haba dan ALLAH my LADY tah0 a hankali mana kada kiji ciw0 ki sani a tara mana my S0UL

BAYAN AURE

kina da matsala WALLAHI TALATUWA dan rainin way0 ayi ta kiranki kina ta shegen barcinnaki k0

MURYA A SAMA wai me yasa baki da biyayyane na miki tambaya jiya baki cemin k0mai ba

In banda tsabar rashin sanin ciw0n KAI ina ke ina wanka da sanyin nan k0 da yake ai jikinki ne

 Rainin way0 ke ba zaki ci tuw0 ba kaina zaki dafa kici kada ALLAH sa kici cikin waye

Wai kina inane ke baki san kiyi sauri bane kina ganin yanda na kwas0 bala'in yunwa haba

😂😂😂😂😂😂
Send to mazan Hausawa and see their response SHIN DAGASKENE HAKA KUKE MAZAN HAUSAWA?
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ITA TA KAI KANTA

ITA TA KAI KANTA
{Kurma mai ciki}

Wata kurma ce Allah Ya Jarrabe ta da masifar son aure kamar ta kai kanta gidan miji. Ana cikin haka ta sami saurayi suka kulla soyayya har Allah Ya nufe su da aure,bayan tarewa ba da jimawa ba sai Allah Ya ba amarya kurma ciki,tun ba'a je ko'ina ba ta fara laulayin ciki amaye-amaye zazzabi da ciwon kai tabi duk ta rame da kyar dai har lokacin haihuwa yayi, Kurma dai ta haihu a daddafe taji irin abin da 'Yan'uwa mata keji wurin haihuwa,akai suna ta tafi gida wanka bayan ta gama wanka akai-akai ta dawo tace bata komawa ta sake shan irin wannan wuya, karshe dole sai dai auren ya mutu.
Yanzu haka zancen nan da nike da ku kurma na nan gida kememe taki aure kwata-kwata sai dai kawai in an ce mata zo muje barka wance ta haihu ta tambaya ''Haihuwar farko ce koko bata farko bace? In ance ta fari ce sai tace''WAYYO BA TA SANI MUJE AI MATA BARKA'' Inko taji ba haihuwar fari bace sai tace''BANI ZUWA ITA TAKAI KANTA''
Nima ina jin labarin na bushe da dariya sannan nace''KURMA KEMA KE KIKA KAI KANKI''ehe.
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Maganin Farin Jini

*Maganin farin jini sadidan*

*A samu hular da buhari yasa lokacin da yazo Kano, da takalmin da yasa da yaje Lagos, a hada da kasar Katsina a jika, sai a motsa da tsinsiya a sha, za kuga aiki da cikawa*😜😜😜

*HaKazalika, macen da samari sukayi mata yawa saboda farin jinin ta, kuma take son rage su don ta auri daya, to tasamu hular da jonathan yasa da yaje campaign Katsina, a hada da takalmin da yasa lokacin da yaje kaduna a hada da gashin bakin gwamnan Katsina (Shema) a jika yadan tsuma sai a karanta fatihar Namadi Sambo a tofa a zuba cikin malfa asha*

*Insha Allahu kafin gari ya waye sai ta rasa kowa cikin samarin, duk sun gudu*😂😂😂

*Wannan fahami sadaka kyauta nake ba dashi fisabilillahi*😜😜😜

*Kuma ba sai kunyi min godiya ba, nayi kawai dam Allah*😜😜😜

*Allah Yasa a dace*
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It Is Not Always Easy Being A Teacher

ITS NOT ALWAYS EASY BEING A TEACHER

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
_____________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
_____________________
TEACHER: Habib, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Habib: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Habib: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
_____________________
TEACHER: Sadeeq, what is the chemical formula for water?
Sadeeq: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Sadeeq: Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
______________________
TEACHER: Yusuf, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Yusuf: No, sir; It's the same dog.   
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
___________________
TEACHER: Ali, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ali: A teacher.
______________________________
PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! Tag any teacher you know.😁😁😁😁

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HIHIHIHI




Wasu samari biyu LUKMAN da SURAJO na tafiya akan hanya, sai suka zo wucewa ta gaban wani gida mai bene. Wata kyakyawar budurwa ta leko daga window tana masu murmushi.
LUKMAN: kai SURAJO dubi wata kyakyawar yarinya can tana mana murmushi.
SURAJO: Hmm kyale ta kawai, zo mu tafi.
Har sunyi gaba sai LUKMAN ya kara waigowa, sai ta yi masa alamun zo da hannu.
LUKMAN: SURAJO tana kirana fa
SURAJO: ka kyale ta nace, zo mu tafi.
LUKMAN: kai ko anya ba bakin ciki kake min ba. Gaskiya sai naje.
Sai Lukman ya nufi gidansu yarinya, ta shigar dashi falo suka gaisa, ta kawo masa abinci da abinsha. Kafin ya fara cin komai sai suka ji mota ta tsaya. Budurwar ta leka window tace "ga mijina ya dawo". lukman ya tashi a tsorace yana neman hanyar fita sai yarinyar tace "zo kaga dauki kayan nan ka fara guga, in ya shigo zance mai guga ne na kira". Lukman ya kwashi tulin kaya ya cigaba da guga, ya kwashe ranar gaba daya yana guga kaya sunki karewa kuma mijin bai fita ba.
Da safe sae LUKMAN da SURAJO suka hadu a hanya.
LUKUMAN: hmm SURAJO kasan jiya wuni nayi ina guga a gidansu yarinyar nan kuwa.
SURAJO: ba nace maka kar kaje ba, duk KAYAN nan daka gani ni na wankesu shekaranjiya! 
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MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA

➡MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA


KAFIN AURE

Na kiraki dazu da sassafe ba'a dauka a l0kacin nasan baki tashi ba na katse miki barci S00RY

murya KASA KASA jiya na miki tambaya amma baki amsamin tambayata ba, ina jira SWEETY

Ranki ya dade wanka kikayi yanzu da sanyinnan koda yake kedin ai yar gayu ce BABYNAH

DA ALLAH kada kici wake da shinkafa yanzu bari na aik0 miki KAZA da MaltinA kinji H0NEY

Ah Ah haba dan ALLAH my LADY tah0 a hankali mana kada kiji ciw0 ki sani a tara mana my S0UL

BAYAN AURE

kina da matsala WALLAHI TALATUWA dan rainin way0 ayi ta kiranki kina ta shegen barcinnaki k0

MURYA A SAMA wai me yasa baki da biyayyane na miki tambaya jiya baki cemin k0mai ba

In banda tsabar rashin sanin ciw0n KAI ina ke ina wanka da sanyin nan k0 da yake ai jikinki ne

 Rainin way0 ke ba zaki ci tuw0 ba kaina zaki dafa kici kada ALLAH sa kici cikin waye

Wai kina inane ke baki san kiyi sauri bane kina ganin yanda na kwas0 bala'in yunwa haba 

😂😂😂😂😂😂 
Send to mazan Hausawa and see their response SHIN DAGASKENE HAKA KUKE MAZAN HAUSAWA?
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WIFE WAHALA




My wife took my phone and deleted Jane's number and saved her number as Jane. 

You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, Jane. I then got an SMS from Jane asking for #5,000 airtime. I rushed to the mall, bought the airtime, and sent it to Jane. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.

When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Jane had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now".

I got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered! Eish....I'm still standing outside.

And my heart has started pumping anyhow because when I left her in the house she was cutting meat inside the kitchen.

Should I go inside or go to my village?
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BABBAR MAGANA!



MUSHA DARIYA😂😂😂😂😂
  Wani Danfulani ne yaje birni yaga wani gida sabo kerarre ya sha farin fanti sae sheki yake. Sae ya zauna ya fashe da kuka.😭😭
  Akayi akayi yayi shiru sae ya kiya sae aka tambaye shi me yake yi ma kuka😭? Sae yace " wallahi wulakancin mutanen birni ne ya ishe ni. Yanzu a rasa da abin da zasuyi fenti sae da kindirmo😂😂😂😆😆😆😂😂 

  
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A HAUSA MAN'S LETTER TO BILL GATES


BREAKING NEWS!!!! 
Bill Gates Resigns As 
Chairman Of Microsoft After Receiving The Following Letter From A Hausa Man.

Dear Sir,
I Hab Some Kwashins To Ask:
Lamba Wan - Za Keyboard Alpabets Are Not In Order, When Will You Launch The kwarret bersion?

Lamba Tu - Zaya Is A 'Start' Button But No ''Stop' Button.
Where Is It?

Lamba Tiree - I Hab Already Learned Microsoft Word, When Will You Launch Microsoft Sentence?

Lamba por - Zaya Is A Recycle Bin But Zaya Is No One Who Comes To Kwalect Za Bin.

Payanally Eh Fersonal Kwashin: Why Is Your Name Gates When You Sell Windows?
#Kwafid.
😀😀😀 😘😘
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ADDU'AR MATASAN YANZU



ADDU'AR MATASAN YANZU 

Allahumma Kuɗiɗina, Kama Kuɗiɗita Sahibu kuɗi, kuɗan Kabiran Ya Allaah.

Wa motatana motatan fradiyyatan, au henesiyyatan, au marsidiyya, au endiskwashiyya, au kundaskwashiyya, au fomatikiyya.

Allahumma arzuƙna gidan beniyyan Ventileshiyyan, warzuƙuna shinkafatan gwamnatiyyatan allati la tsakuwa fi ha wala tsinta

Warzuƙuna shaddatan Galiliyatan, warzuƙuna atamfatan Kodibuyiya

Allahumma aameen ya Arrahamar Rahimina ya Rabbal Alameen

Subahanna rabbika Rabbil izzati amma yasfun wasalamun Alan mursalina walhamdu lillahi Rabbil Aalamin

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ARTABUN DARIYA



MUSHA DARIYA
💁🏻‍♂😄😃😄😜
Wani dan jaridane yana cikin tafiya akan titi 🚖 sai yaga anyi hatsari mutane sun cika agurin sai yaje gurin da nufin ya dauki rahoto yana xuwa gurin sai yaga ancika sausai yaiyai amatsa masa aka i
sai yaja da baya ya kolla ihu 🙆🏾‍♂ yace waiyo allah babanane dan allah kumatsa nayimai kallan karshe mutane suna jinhaka sai suka matsa yana xuwa danufin yadauki video 📷 sai yaga ashe😳dan akuyane mota takadeshi🙉😳😳🙆🏾‍♂
    
😃😄😄😃😄😂😜
Hhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wani Yaro ne Mahaifiyarsa ta kira shi tana mar tambayoyi akan karatunsa na Boko sai ta ce wanene sunan Shugaban da ya mikawa Buhari mulkinsa Nigeria? Sai yaron yace Mama nasani Obasanjo ne, sai ta ce ka ji wawa, Jonathan ne, don haka ka kula da karatunka. Shi kuma yaron ya ce to Mama kekuma ga tambaya wacece Anty Jamila? Sai Mahaifiyar ta ce ban sani ba, sai yaron yace wawiya ki kula da Aurenki Budurwar Baba ce.🙊🙊🙊🙈🙈🙈🙈😂😅😂😅😂😅😳😳😭😭🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Wani dan saurayi ne ya shiga motan haya ya hadu da wata yar budurwa mai kyau, ya rasa yanda zaiyi ya ya mata magana ko kuma ya burge ta sai ya ciro wayansa ya sa a kunne yana mai fadin hlo momy wllh bazan samu daman zuwa ba kiba kani na yakai mai 25million yanxu ni ina hanya ne xan tafi gidan gwamna zamuje wani meeting.Bayan ya gama wayan sai yaga yarinyar tana ta kallon shi sai yace mata ya akayi sai tace mai dama tun dazu nake so in fadama tun da kaciro wayan ka battery ya fado kasa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😆😂😂😂idan kune ya zakuyi? Plx dnt laugh only snd it to 3 groups

<>FULANI DA D.P.O
Wani Bafulatani da Kanuri suna fada sai
Kanurin ya kwada masa mari, Bafulatani zai
rama ke nan sai aka hana shi, ’Yan sanda suka
kama su aka tafi dasu ofis. Da suka je ofis Difi’o
ya tambaye su yadda aka yi, kowa ya yi bayani.
Sai Difi’o ya yanke hukunci, ya ce Kanurin ya
biya Bafulatani Naira dubu biyu diyyar marin da
ya yi masa. Kanurin ya nemi a ba shi lokaci ya je
gida ya dauko. Da ya tafi, ana tajira bai dawo ba,
Bafulatani ya dade yana jira kuma har ya gaji sai
ya daga hannu ya falla wa Difi’o mari, ya ce:
“Idan ya kawo dubu biyun sai ka rike!” ni sauri
nakeyi. 😂😂😂😂😂

MUSHA DARIYA..

wata me tallan zogale da kuli kuli ce tadauko kayan tallar tashgo birni saitazo hucewa tawajan majalisar samari,saisuka kirata suka siya hartayi gaba sai wani yace nifa saina tsokani mai zogalennan,saiyace mezogalee tanajuyowa saiyace I LOVE YOU,wai abinki da yarkauye taxaci irin mugun zaginnan yaimata,harda dawowa dasauri tasauke kayan tallar tacire dankwali tai damara tace tonima I LOVE YOU din saidai d

😩😩😩😩😩*Ku bani Shawara* last week ina na gyara kayan miya se na niqa ban cire yayan tattassi ba to nayyi miya na Kuma shanye abita to Shine se na fara jin ba Dadi a ciki na yanzu naje asibiti anyi aune aune anyi scanning an tabbatar cewa shukar tattasai ce ta fito min a ciki a qalla ze yi kwando daya shine na ke neman mfita shin in sami manoma su nome Ko yaya zan yi Ina da?✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽adm?✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽admin
*MUSHA DARIYA*🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘

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Early one morning, husband woke up and asked his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"

Wife: "Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?"

Hubby: "Nooo! Jogging is just good for health." 

Wife: "Oh . . . that means I am sick."

Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK . . . "

Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"

Hubby: "Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."

Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"

Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."

Wife: "So am I lying?"

Hubby: I beg you, please don't stretch it this morning"!

Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?"

HUBBY: "Ok, ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?."

Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."

Hubby: "Please, please. I am feeling giddy right now " 

Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always thinking of yourself alone. You never think of my health!"

Grrrrrr!!! . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!                      

Dedicated to all married men . . .

Thank you for always being patient with your wives . . .great is your reward
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