Showing posts with label Ban Dariya (Jokes). Show all posts
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Wednesday, 23 January 2019

Maganin Farin Jini

*Maganin farin jini sadidan*

*A samu hular da buhari yasa lokacin da yazo Kano, da takalmin da yasa da yaje Lagos, a hada da kasar Katsina a jika, sai a motsa da tsinsiya a sha, za kuga aiki da cikawa*😜😜😜

*HaKazalika, macen da samari sukayi mata yawa saboda farin jinin ta, kuma take son rage su don ta auri daya, to tasamu hular da jonathan yasa da yaje campaign Katsina, a hada da takalmin da yasa lokacin da yaje kaduna a hada da gashin bakin gwamnan Katsina (Shema) a jika yadan tsuma sai a karanta fatihar Namadi Sambo a tofa a zuba cikin malfa asha*

*Insha Allahu kafin gari ya waye sai ta rasa kowa cikin samarin, duk sun gudu*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Wannan fahami sadaka kyauta nake ba dashi fisabilillahi*😜😜😜

*Kuma ba sai kunyi min godiya ba, nayi kawai dam Allah*😜😜😜

*Allah Yasa a dace*

Tuesday, 22 January 2019

It Is Not Always Easy Being A Teacher

ITS NOT ALWAYS EASY BEING A TEACHER

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Habib, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Habib: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Habib: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
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TEACHER: Sadeeq, what is the chemical formula for water?
Sadeeq: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Sadeeq: Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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TEACHER: Yusuf, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Yusuf: No, sir; It's the same dog.   
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Ali, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ali: A teacher.
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PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! Tag any teacher you know.😁😁😁😁

Saturday, 5 January 2019

HIHIHIHI




Wasu samari biyu LUKMAN da SURAJO na tafiya akan hanya, sai suka zo wucewa ta gaban wani gida mai bene. Wata kyakyawar budurwa ta leko daga window tana masu murmushi.
LUKMAN: kai SURAJO dubi wata kyakyawar yarinya can tana mana murmushi.
SURAJO: Hmm kyale ta kawai, zo mu tafi.
Har sunyi gaba sai LUKMAN ya kara waigowa, sai ta yi masa alamun zo da hannu.
LUKMAN: SURAJO tana kirana fa
SURAJO: ka kyale ta nace, zo mu tafi.
LUKMAN: kai ko anya ba bakin ciki kake min ba. Gaskiya sai naje.
Sai Lukman ya nufi gidansu yarinya, ta shigar dashi falo suka gaisa, ta kawo masa abinci da abinsha. Kafin ya fara cin komai sai suka ji mota ta tsaya. Budurwar ta leka window tace "ga mijina ya dawo". lukman ya tashi a tsorace yana neman hanyar fita sai yarinyar tace "zo kaga dauki kayan nan ka fara guga, in ya shigo zance mai guga ne na kira". Lukman ya kwashi tulin kaya ya cigaba da guga, ya kwashe ranar gaba daya yana guga kaya sunki karewa kuma mijin bai fita ba.
Da safe sae LUKMAN da SURAJO suka hadu a hanya.
LUKUMAN: hmm SURAJO kasan jiya wuni nayi ina guga a gidansu yarinyar nan kuwa.
SURAJO: ba nace maka kar kaje ba, duk KAYAN nan daka gani ni na wankesu shekaranjiya! 

MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA

➡MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA


KAFIN AURE

Na kiraki dazu da sassafe ba'a dauka a l0kacin nasan baki tashi ba na katse miki barci S00RY

murya KASA KASA jiya na miki tambaya amma baki amsamin tambayata ba, ina jira SWEETY

Ranki ya dade wanka kikayi yanzu da sanyinnan koda yake kedin ai yar gayu ce BABYNAH

DA ALLAH kada kici wake da shinkafa yanzu bari na aik0 miki KAZA da MaltinA kinji H0NEY

Ah Ah haba dan ALLAH my LADY tah0 a hankali mana kada kiji ciw0 ki sani a tara mana my S0UL

BAYAN AURE

kina da matsala WALLAHI TALATUWA dan rainin way0 ayi ta kiranki kina ta shegen barcinnaki k0

MURYA A SAMA wai me yasa baki da biyayyane na miki tambaya jiya baki cemin k0mai ba

In banda tsabar rashin sanin ciw0n KAI ina ke ina wanka da sanyin nan k0 da yake ai jikinki ne

 Rainin way0 ke ba zaki ci tuw0 ba kaina zaki dafa kici kada ALLAH sa kici cikin waye

Wai kina inane ke baki san kiyi sauri bane kina ganin yanda na kwas0 bala'in yunwa haba 

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Send to mazan Hausawa and see their response SHIN DAGASKENE HAKA KUKE MAZAN HAUSAWA?

Saturday, 29 December 2018

WIFE WAHALA




My wife took my phone and deleted Jane's number and saved her number as Jane. 

You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, Jane. I then got an SMS from Jane asking for #5,000 airtime. I rushed to the mall, bought the airtime, and sent it to Jane. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.

When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Jane had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now".

I got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered! Eish....I'm still standing outside.

And my heart has started pumping anyhow because when I left her in the house she was cutting meat inside the kitchen.

Should I go inside or go to my village?

Wednesday, 19 December 2018

BABBAR MAGANA!



MUSHA DARIYAπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  Wani Danfulani ne yaje birni yaga wani gida sabo kerarre ya sha farin fanti sae sheki yake. Sae ya zauna ya fashe da kuka.😭😭
  Akayi akayi yayi shiru sae ya kiya sae aka tambaye shi me yake yi ma kuka😭? Sae yace " wallahi wulakancin mutanen birni ne ya ishe ni. Yanzu a rasa da abin da zasuyi fenti sae da kindirmoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

  

Monday, 10 December 2018

A HAUSA MAN'S LETTER TO BILL GATES


BREAKING NEWS!!!! 
Bill Gates Resigns As 
Chairman Of Microsoft After Receiving The Following Letter From A Hausa Man.

Dear Sir,
I Hab Some Kwashins To Ask:
Lamba Wan - Za Keyboard Alpabets Are Not In Order, When Will You Launch The kwarret bersion?

Lamba Tu - Zaya Is A 'Start' Button But No ''Stop' Button.
Where Is It?

Lamba Tiree - I Hab Already Learned Microsoft Word, When Will You Launch Microsoft Sentence?

Lamba por - Zaya Is A Recycle Bin But Zaya Is No One Who Comes To Kwalect Za Bin.

Payanally Eh Fersonal Kwashin: Why Is Your Name Gates When You Sell Windows?
#Kwafid.
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Wednesday, 5 December 2018

ADDU'AR MATASAN YANZU



ADDU'AR MATASAN YANZU 

Allahumma KuΙ—iΙ—ina, Kama KuΙ—iΙ—ita Sahibu kuΙ—i, kuΙ—an Kabiran Ya Allaah.

Wa motatana motatan fradiyyatan, au henesiyyatan, au marsidiyya, au endiskwashiyya, au kundaskwashiyya, au fomatikiyya.

Allahumma arzuΖ™na gidan beniyyan Ventileshiyyan, warzuΖ™una shinkafatan gwamnatiyyatan allati la tsakuwa fi ha wala tsinta

WarzuΖ™una shaddatan Galiliyatan, warzuΖ™una atamfatan Kodibuyiya

Allahumma aameen ya Arrahamar Rahimina ya Rabbal Alameen

Subahanna rabbika Rabbil izzati amma yasfun wasalamun Alan mursalina walhamdu lillahi Rabbil Aalamin

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Tuesday, 4 December 2018

ARTABUN DARIYA



MUSHA DARIYA
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Wani dan jaridane yana cikin tafiya akan titi πŸš– sai yaga anyi hatsari mutane sun cika agurin sai yaje gurin da nufin ya dauki rahoto yana xuwa gurin sai yaga ancika sausai yaiyai amatsa masa aka i
sai yaja da baya ya kolla ihu πŸ™†πŸΎ‍♂ yace waiyo allah babanane dan allah kumatsa nayimai kallan karshe mutane suna jinhaka sai suka matsa yana xuwa danufin yadauki video πŸ“· sai yaga ashe😳dan akuyane mota takadeshiπŸ™‰πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ™†πŸΎ‍♂
    
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Hhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wani Yaro ne Mahaifiyarsa ta kira shi tana mar tambayoyi akan karatunsa na Boko sai ta ce wanene sunan Shugaban da ya mikawa Buhari mulkinsa Nigeria? Sai yaron yace Mama nasani Obasanjo ne, sai ta ce ka ji wawa, Jonathan ne, don haka ka kula da karatunka. Shi kuma yaron ya ce to Mama kekuma ga tambaya wacece Anty Jamila? Sai Mahaifiyar ta ce ban sani ba, sai yaron yace wawiya ki kula da Aurenki Budurwar Baba ce.πŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸ½

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Wani dan saurayi ne ya shiga motan haya ya hadu da wata yar budurwa mai kyau, ya rasa yanda zaiyi ya ya mata magana ko kuma ya burge ta sai ya ciro wayansa ya sa a kunne yana mai fadin hlo momy wllh bazan samu daman zuwa ba kiba kani na yakai mai 25million yanxu ni ina hanya ne xan tafi gidan gwamna zamuje wani meeting.Bayan ya gama wayan sai yaga yarinyar tana ta kallon shi sai yace mata ya akayi sai tace mai dama tun dazu nake so in fadama tun da kaciro wayan ka battery ya fado kasa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚idan kune ya zakuyi? Plx dnt laugh only snd it to 3 groups

<>FULANI DA D.P.O
Wani Bafulatani da Kanuri suna fada sai
Kanurin ya kwada masa mari, Bafulatani zai
rama ke nan sai aka hana shi, ’Yan sanda suka
kama su aka tafi dasu ofis. Da suka je ofis Difi’o
ya tambaye su yadda aka yi, kowa ya yi bayani.
Sai Difi’o ya yanke hukunci, ya ce Kanurin ya
biya Bafulatani Naira dubu biyu diyyar marin da
ya yi masa. Kanurin ya nemi a ba shi lokaci ya je
gida ya dauko. Da ya tafi, ana tajira bai dawo ba,
Bafulatani ya dade yana jira kuma har ya gaji sai
ya daga hannu ya falla wa Difi’o mari, ya ce:
“Idan ya kawo dubu biyun sai ka rike!” ni sauri
nakeyi. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

MUSHA DARIYA..

wata me tallan zogale da kuli kuli ce tadauko kayan tallar tashgo birni saitazo hucewa tawajan majalisar samari,saisuka kirata suka siya hartayi gaba sai wani yace nifa saina tsokani mai zogalennan,saiyace mezogalee tanajuyowa saiyace I LOVE YOU,wai abinki da yarkauye taxaci irin mugun zaginnan yaimata,harda dawowa dasauri tasauke kayan tallar tacire dankwali tai damara tace tonima I LOVE YOU din saidai d

😩😩😩😩😩*Ku bani Shawara* last week ina na gyara kayan miya se na niqa ban cire yayan tattassi ba to nayyi miya na Kuma shanye abita to Shine se na fara jin ba Dadi a ciki na yanzu naje asibiti anyi aune aune anyi scanning an tabbatar cewa shukar tattasai ce ta fito min a ciki a qalla ze yi kwando daya shine na ke neman mfita shin in sami manoma su nome Ko yaya zan yi Ina da?✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽adm?✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽admin
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Monday, 3 December 2018

CHAI!

*CHAI!!!*


Early one morning, husband woke up and asked his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"

Wife: "Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?"

Hubby: "Nooo! Jogging is just good for health." 

Wife: "Oh . . . that means I am sick."

Hubby: "No no. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK . . . "

Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"

Hubby: "Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."

Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"

Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."

Wife: "So am I lying?"

Hubby: I beg you, please don't stretch it this morning"!

Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?"

HUBBY: "Ok, ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?."

Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."

Hubby: "Please, please. I am feeling giddy right now " 

Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always thinking of yourself alone. You never think of my health!"

Grrrrrr!!! . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!                      

Dedicated to all married men . . .

Thank you for always being patient with your wives . . .great is your reward

Saturday, 1 December 2018

WAYS TO MURDER ENGLISH



Ways to murder English

The following below are ways people kill English daily...

1. Don't dare talk in front of my back.

2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.

3. Take 5cm wire of my length.

4. All of you stand in a straight circle.

5. Be quiet, the principal is just passing away.

6. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls.

7. Did you see me on the radio yesterday?

8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of my class.

9. The son of the man is a boy.

10. This is your permanent place, sit here for the mean time.

11. Take the lead and follow me.

12. I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.

13. She is a boy.

14. I saw you last night early this morning.

15. Why should I shy, am I a children?

16. Please increase the volume of the window, heat is happening to me.

17. You are such a good girl my boy

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Friday, 30 November 2018

MAI GIDA DA MAGEN SA

MU DAN YI DARIYA
------WANI MAI-GIDA DA MAGENSA-------
Wani maketacin mai-gidane yayi niyyar halaka magensa, dan haka sai ya dauketa a mota yayi tafiya mai nisa da ita, Sai ya samu wuri yayi parking ya fito da magen ya shiga daji. Yayi tafiya mai nisa daga inda ya ajiye motarsa, sai ya yar da magen. Yayi niyyar juyowa domin komawa a inda ya ajiye motarsa, sai yayi dimuwa, nan take ya rasa gabas ya rasa yamma. Yayi ta yawo har rana tayi sanyi, daga karshe ya daga wayarsa ya kira matarsa ya fada mata, yazo daji domin halaka magen gidansu, amma yayi dimuwa. ''Sai matar cikin mamaki tace, ''Ai kuwa ga magen nan ta dawo gida.'' sbd tsananin rudewa yace. ''Ba magen wayar!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


Monday, 26 November 2018

RASHIN MUTUNCI!

RASHIN MUTUNCI

 Wata budurwace tana tafiya tana rataye da jakarta anci gayu shikuma dan saurayi metsokana Yana zaune sai tazo wucewa sai yace wanzamiya zoki min aski sai tace kayi hakuri na manta askar a inda nayiwa babanka kaciyya. 

Sunday, 25 November 2018

LIMAN DA KURA

LIMAN DA KURA


Wani limami ne ya fito zuwa masallaci da asuba sai yaji mutane sun taho a guje yaji suna cewa jama'a ku tare mana ita karta gudu.Liman yana waiwayawa sai yaga Kamar akuya,sai yayi wuf ya kunshe ta da babbar rigar shi.Mutanen na zuwa sai daya daga cikinsu yace ma liman amma baba ka chika jarumi.Sai Liman yace yaro ai ni tun Ina yaro jarumi ne.Sai Mutumin yace ma Dan uwansa miko man takunkumin nan in Sanya mata.Sai Liman yace yaro Mina kama ne? Sai yaron yace ai kura ce baba ka kama!kafin ya karasa fadi har liman ya fadi kasa a sume.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Saturday, 24 November 2018

YAU MA ZAKA UWAKA NE?


YAU MA ZAKA UWA KA NE???
Wani yaro ne mai yawan tambaya da surutu, komai ya gani sai ya tambaya. Ana nan, Watarana yaga mahaifinsa ya dauki Buta zai je bandaki. Sai yaron yace baba ina zaka?? Sai baban yayi masa shiru, sai yaron nan ya sake maimaita tambayar sa, sai baban ya juyo yace zani uwaka ne. Daga nan ya juya yayi tafiyar sa, washe gari sai ya sake ganin mahaifinsa ya dauki Buta ya nufi bandaki, sai yaron yace : BABA YAU MA ZAKA UWAKA NE????


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Sunday, 18 November 2018

GAYE A RESTAURANT

*HAUSAπŸ“–NOVELS*πŸ“š *GAYE A RESTAURANT* ​ 

 ___Wani gaye ne ya shiga Restaurant ya zauna kusa da wasu yan mata, Ga sauti yana tashi da Karfi_ *DOOM DOOOM,* _duk lokacin da sauti_ zai ce *DOOM* ```kawai sai ya saki Tusa Dumm! Sai ya basar,sai ya kalli yanmatan sai yaga yan matan suna Satar kallonsa, sai ya sake sakin``` wata *DAMM* , ya sake sakin ta 3 *DARAM* _sai kawai yaga kowa na kallonsa. Sai ya tuna ashe_ *AIRPHONE* _yasaka a kunnen sa yake jin sauti shi kadai. Wai idan kaine ya zakayi_ ?_πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™†πŸ»‍♂ _Domin samun damar shiga groups dinmu masu Albarka Dan_ *NISHADANTAR* daku *HausaπŸ“– novelsπŸ“š*~Bash~ ~08065573439~

DO YOU STILL REMEMBER THIS...?

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams ?

When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it...😳😜

When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required...😧 😁😁

When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering...😟 😱😲

When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on...😣😫😫

When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36.5% and your answer was 1800 😩😏

When the other students asked for 4-5 additional answer sheets and You had two pages empty in the main answer sheet😨😰😱

See where you have reached in life inspite of those moments...things are not permanent...enjoy life! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

Only for those who enjoyed their school lifeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I'm sure that the last line made all of you remember and smile .
This was our school days. 
The best part was that we used to have the most innocent face to show at that point..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#Repost if you miss your school life....


Saturday, 17 November 2018

REDIYON MAƘARYATA


🎬RADION MAKARYATA🎬
Assalamu Alaikum
Labaranmu a yau
*Muhimman Kanunsu*
*A yaune gwamnatin shake makogaro suka tattauna da albasa🍈
*Mrs. Kyankyaso🐝yace bazai daina shiga Masai ba sbd wani muhimmin dalili ko menene?
*Zaku ji cewa Allah yy wa Hajiya kabewa🍈 rasuwa
*Snn zakuji cewa Mr tuwoπŸ›&Mrs daddawa sunke ynk shawarar komawa kauye
*Anyi wani hatsari mai kama da accident
    *Ga cikakkun labaran*
A yaune gwamnatin shake makogaro wato dambu🍲suka tattauna da albasa🍈inda suke cewa Allah ya wadaran Wanda yk cinsu ba tare da mai ba.Wnn knn

Mr kyankyaso🐝yace bazai daina kai hari ckn masai ba har sai an fito masa da matarsa nanan masai🐝

Mr tuwoπŸ›& Mrs daddawa sun ynk shawarar komawa kauyeπŸŽͺinda suke cewa sun gaji da wulakancin da ake musu don hk suka ce komawa kauye zasu yi ko zasu samu mulki a can.*wnn knn*

Innalillahi wa inna ilaihi raji'unπŸ™†‍♀Allah yayiwa Hajiya kabewa🍈 rasuwa ta mutu tabar yayaπŸ‘¨‍πŸ‘©‍πŸ‘§‍πŸ‘§da dama acikinsu akwai Alhaji AlayyahuπŸ₯—wanda yk aiki a magudanar taushe,sai yar autarsu wato gyadaπŸ₯”

Anyi wani hatsari mai kama da accident dame keke🚲damai bicycleπŸ›΄inda aka kai mai keke🚲AsibitiπŸ₯aka kai mai bicycle hospitalπŸ₯kaga jini kuwaπŸ€”kmr blood, kaga mutaneπŸ‘¨‍πŸ‘©‍πŸ‘§‍πŸ‘§kmr people, inda aka ce mai bicycleπŸ›΄yaje ta siyo ayaba🍌yace ba ayaba sai banana🍌,je ka siyo kankanaπŸ‰bb kankana sai water melonπŸ‰,kaji abin mamakiπŸ€”kmr surprise *wnn knn*

To Jama'a saiku daina cin Dan wake da cokali🍴don Dan wake yakai rahoto ofishin🏠bala'i don a daina cinsa da cokali🍴sai dai tsinke

Daga karshe Mrs kabewa🍈takai rahoto Rana cigiyar yayanta guda biyu πŸ‘«alayyahuπŸ₯—da gyadaπŸ₯”
           *Mai rahoto Zubaida Zubairu daga radion Makaryata*🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Wednesday, 14 November 2018

IDAN DAI BAKA TABA SHAN IRIN WANNAN MARI BA A WAJEN MAMANKA BA'A KASAR HAUSA KA TASHI BA

IDAN DAI BAKA TABA SHAN IRIN WANNAN MARI BA A WAJEN MAMANKA BA'A KASAR HAUSA KA TASHI BA


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Alherin Allah Ya kai ga iyaye mata Hausawa, wato a kalolin mari da suke bamu muna yara a salonsu na tarbiya. Ciki akwai *TAU*, *TAS*, *RAAM*, *FAYAU*, *FAU* DA KUMA *TARAU*. 

Wadannan marukan za su sa ka fara tinanin ko dai ba ita ta haifeka ba neπŸ˜€πŸ˜œ

Shi dai *TARAU* zai sa ka gyara kura-kuranka nan take. πŸ˜€

Dadin *TAU* kuwa a take za ka yarda cewar ka yi laifi. 😜

*RAAM* kuwa zai sa ka fallasa duk wadanda kukayi laifin tareπŸ˜‚

Amma ka ga *FAU*, a take zai sa ka yi fitsari a wando. 🀣

Ance *TAS* yafi muni, domin zaisa ka rasa halinda kake ciki, ka fara tinanin ko dai mafarki kake yi neπŸ˜‚

Shi kuwa *FAYAU*, lokacin da ka karbe shi za ka kasa tsayawa guri daya, kayinka zai fara yin gabar da yamma kudu da arewa kana neman me ya marekaπŸ˜†

Ka ga idan ta baka daya daga cikin marukan nan, da zaran tace "mu tafi gida"! Za kace "mama gashi nan a aljihuna" 🀠

Allah Ya sakawa iyayenmu da alheri. 

Don haka duk wanda yaga sakonnan dole ya fadi wane irin mari ya taba karba.............. Ina jiraπŸ‘‚πŸ»πŸ‘‚πŸ»πŸ‘‚πŸ»

Monday, 12 November 2018

WAYYO CIKI NA!

Wayyo Cikina

Wani sarki ne ya sa gasa akan duk wanda ya shiga babbab Rafin garin yayi wanka zai Auri Yar sarki, ko a bashi billion daya, ko Rabin gari. Wanda cikin rafinnnan akwai crocodiles, dorinar ruwa da sharks da dai sauransu. 
Ranar gasar, ana tsaye cikum cikum an rasa wanda zai fada, kawai sai aka ji taaaaannnjjjjjaaaaammmmmmmm, ana Duba wa sai aka ga dan Fulani Yana bunjum bunjum a rafi, Yana fitowa aka yi ihuuuuu!!!!, sai ya tafi kai tsaye gurin sarki. Sai sarki yace Mai kake so?, 'ya ta, dan fillo yace a a, sarki yace: billion dan fillo yace a a, sarki yace: ko rabin gari? 
Dan fillo yace a a. Sarki yace toh me kake so? Sai dan fillo yace: so nake a nuna min uban da ya tura ni!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ashe Wai tura shi aka yi...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Have a great day friends