Showing posts with label Ban Dariya (Jokes). Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ban Dariya (Jokes). Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 January 2019

Maganin Farin Jini

*Maganin farin jini sadidan*

*A samu hular da buhari yasa lokacin da yazo Kano, da takalmin da yasa da yaje Lagos, a hada da kasar Katsina a jika, sai a motsa da tsinsiya a sha, za kuga aiki da cikawa*😜😜😜

*HaKazalika, macen da samari sukayi mata yawa saboda farin jinin ta, kuma take son rage su don ta auri daya, to tasamu hular da jonathan yasa da yaje campaign Katsina, a hada da takalmin da yasa lokacin da yaje kaduna a hada da gashin bakin gwamnan Katsina (Shema) a jika yadan tsuma sai a karanta fatihar Namadi Sambo a tofa a zuba cikin malfa asha*

*Insha Allahu kafin gari ya waye sai ta rasa kowa cikin samarin, duk sun gudu*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Wannan fahami sadaka kyauta nake ba dashi fisabilillahi*😜😜😜

*Kuma ba sai kunyi min godiya ba, nayi kawai dam Allah*😜😜😜

*Allah Yasa a dace*

Tuesday, 22 January 2019

It Is Not Always Easy Being A Teacher

ITS NOT ALWAYS EASY BEING A TEACHER

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Habib, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Habib: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Habib: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
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TEACHER: Sadeeq, what is the chemical formula for water?
Sadeeq: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Sadeeq: Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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TEACHER: Yusuf, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Yusuf: No, sir; It's the same dog.   
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Ali, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ali: A teacher.
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PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! Tag any teacher you know.😁😁😁😁

Saturday, 5 January 2019

HIHIHIHI




Wasu samari biyu LUKMAN da SURAJO na tafiya akan hanya, sai suka zo wucewa ta gaban wani gida mai bene. Wata kyakyawar budurwa ta leko daga window tana masu murmushi.
LUKMAN: kai SURAJO dubi wata kyakyawar yarinya can tana mana murmushi.
SURAJO: Hmm kyale ta kawai, zo mu tafi.
Har sunyi gaba sai LUKMAN ya kara waigowa, sai ta yi masa alamun zo da hannu.
LUKMAN: SURAJO tana kirana fa
SURAJO: ka kyale ta nace, zo mu tafi.
LUKMAN: kai ko anya ba bakin ciki kake min ba. Gaskiya sai naje.
Sai Lukman ya nufi gidansu yarinya, ta shigar dashi falo suka gaisa, ta kawo masa abinci da abinsha. Kafin ya fara cin komai sai suka ji mota ta tsaya. Budurwar ta leka window tace "ga mijina ya dawo". lukman ya tashi a tsorace yana neman hanyar fita sai yarinyar tace "zo kaga dauki kayan nan ka fara guga, in ya shigo zance mai guga ne na kira". Lukman ya kwashi tulin kaya ya cigaba da guga, ya kwashe ranar gaba daya yana guga kaya sunki karewa kuma mijin bai fita ba.
Da safe sae LUKMAN da SURAJO suka hadu a hanya.
LUKUMAN: hmm SURAJO kasan jiya wuni nayi ina guga a gidansu yarinyar nan kuwa.
SURAJO: ba nace maka kar kaje ba, duk KAYAN nan daka gani ni na wankesu shekaranjiya! 

MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA

➡MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA


KAFIN AURE

Na kiraki dazu da sassafe ba'a dauka a l0kacin nasan baki tashi ba na katse miki barci S00RY

murya KASA KASA jiya na miki tambaya amma baki amsamin tambayata ba, ina jira SWEETY

Ranki ya dade wanka kikayi yanzu da sanyinnan koda yake kedin ai yar gayu ce BABYNAH

DA ALLAH kada kici wake da shinkafa yanzu bari na aik0 miki KAZA da MaltinA kinji H0NEY

Ah Ah haba dan ALLAH my LADY tah0 a hankali mana kada kiji ciw0 ki sani a tara mana my S0UL

BAYAN AURE

kina da matsala WALLAHI TALATUWA dan rainin way0 ayi ta kiranki kina ta shegen barcinnaki k0

MURYA A SAMA wai me yasa baki da biyayyane na miki tambaya jiya baki cemin k0mai ba

In banda tsabar rashin sanin ciw0n KAI ina ke ina wanka da sanyin nan k0 da yake ai jikinki ne

 Rainin way0 ke ba zaki ci tuw0 ba kaina zaki dafa kici kada ALLAH sa kici cikin waye

Wai kina inane ke baki san kiyi sauri bane kina ganin yanda na kwas0 bala'in yunwa haba 

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Send to mazan Hausawa and see their response SHIN DAGASKENE HAKA KUKE MAZAN HAUSAWA?

Saturday, 29 December 2018

WIFE WAHALA




My wife took my phone and deleted Jane's number and saved her number as Jane. 

You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, Jane. I then got an SMS from Jane asking for #5,000 airtime. I rushed to the mall, bought the airtime, and sent it to Jane. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.

When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Jane had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now".

I got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered! Eish....I'm still standing outside.

And my heart has started pumping anyhow because when I left her in the house she was cutting meat inside the kitchen.

Should I go inside or go to my village?

Wednesday, 19 December 2018

BABBAR MAGANA!



MUSHA DARIYAπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  Wani Danfulani ne yaje birni yaga wani gida sabo kerarre ya sha farin fanti sae sheki yake. Sae ya zauna ya fashe da kuka.😭😭
  Akayi akayi yayi shiru sae ya kiya sae aka tambaye shi me yake yi ma kuka😭? Sae yace " wallahi wulakancin mutanen birni ne ya ishe ni. Yanzu a rasa da abin da zasuyi fenti sae da kindirmoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

  

Monday, 10 December 2018

A HAUSA MAN'S LETTER TO BILL GATES


BREAKING NEWS!!!! 
Bill Gates Resigns As 
Chairman Of Microsoft After Receiving The Following Letter From A Hausa Man.

Dear Sir,
I Hab Some Kwashins To Ask:
Lamba Wan - Za Keyboard Alpabets Are Not In Order, When Will You Launch The kwarret bersion?

Lamba Tu - Zaya Is A 'Start' Button But No ''Stop' Button.
Where Is It?

Lamba Tiree - I Hab Already Learned Microsoft Word, When Will You Launch Microsoft Sentence?

Lamba por - Zaya Is A Recycle Bin But Zaya Is No One Who Comes To Kwalect Za Bin.

Payanally Eh Fersonal Kwashin: Why Is Your Name Gates When You Sell Windows?
#Kwafid.
πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 😘😘