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FULANI BA DAMA


Musha Dariya wani ba fulatani ne yakai saniyarsa kasuwa dan ya sayar yawuni ba'a siyaba da yadawo sai matarshi tace Ina kajene saiya gaya Mata yanda akayi saitace in sati yadawo kakoma kace tanada ciki haka kuwa akayi yana zuwa kasuwa yace tanada ciki nanda nan aka Saya akabashi kudi masu yawa dan fulani yace hakane ana nan sai akazo neman auren yarshi sai liman yace sadaki 10.000 dan fulani yace aa aramma akara saboda yarinya nan tana da ciki hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hmmmm

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SABODA KUƊI

SABODA KUDI!
Wata yarinya ce aka yi wa cikin shege, mahaifinta da mahaifiyarta suka kama dukanta suna cewa ta gaya musu wanda ya yi mata shi. Yarinyar ta ce wani mai kudi ne na shiyyarsu yayi mata shi. Da aka je aka kira mai kudin, aka tambaye shi, sai ya kyale su har sau uku, sannan ya ce: “Ni ne na yi mata. Idan ta haifi namiji zan ba babanta Naira miliyan 5, mahaifiyarta Naira miliyan 3, yarinyar kuma Naira miliyan 2. Idan kuma ta haifi mace, zan ba babanta Naira miliyan 3, innarta Naira miliyan 2, ita kuma yarinyar Naira miliyan 3” Ya ci gaba da cewa: “Idan kuma cikin ya zube…” Bai ida maganarsa ba sai baban yarinyar ya yi farat ya ce: “Sai ka sake yi mata wani cikin!”hhhhhh 😂🤣🤩

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WHAT WILL YOU DO?


Okoro has been owing you *#40,000* since June last year and has refused to pay.

Yesterday you begged him to give you even if it is *#20,000* and forget the rest because of a situation you found yourself this season.

He said he has only about *#17,000* in his account and can only afford to send *#15,000* to you. 

As half bread is better than none, you had no option than to accept.

You woke up the next morning to see an alert of *#150,000k* with *36* missed calls from him because your phone is always on silent at night and several messages from him begging you to transfer *#135,000* back to him. He said he made a mistake, he wanted to send *#15,000k* and added one extra *0* instead.

Sincerely speaking what will you do?

I don laff tire ooo..😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Copied from another group.

Please let us see our answers???

(someone sent this to me,Its just so funny so I decided to send it here)
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KO KA SHEKARA BAKA YI DARIYA BA SAI KA YI YAU


KO KA SHEKARA BAKAYI DARIYA BA TO YANXU
KA SHIRYA ZA KAYI KODA MURMUSHI NE..
DAN-GWARI DA 'YAN SANDA!!!-----------
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''Wani Bagwari ne ya je kasuwayana aikin dako,
sai rigima takaure; ’yan sandan kwantar
datarzoma suka zo kasuwar sunatambayar
mutane daya bayan daya. Suna cewa: “Kai wane
ne, mene ne aikinka.” Kowa yana amsa
tambayoyin daidai yaddaake bukata. Sai tambaya
ta zo kandangwari, aka tambaye shi mece ce
sana’arsa. Maimakon yaamsa da cewa yana
sana’ar dako ne, sai ya ce: “Mu munadaukar
kayanmutane ne.” Nan take ’yan sandan suka
kama shi, suka suburbudeshi kadan suka saka
shi a motarsu.
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SAURAYI ƊAN GANGANCI


SAURAYI DAN GANGANCI

Wani saurayi ne yaje wajen budurwar sa hira. Suna cikin hirar sai NEPA suka kawo wuta. Sai ya tambaye ta yace yanaga ko'ina da wuta amma banda gidan ku? sai tace wlh lokacin ana ran sama shine iska ta tsinke WAYAR. Sai yace to meyasa baku kira Yan NEPA sun gyara ba? sai tace wlh mun kira su sunce zasu zo gashi yau har kwana 2 shuru. Sai yace bakomai, abinda za'aji shiga gida kisa YARA SU FITOMIN DA TSANI DA Kuma FILAYA. Sai tace haba kawai ka barshi za'a gyara, SWEET HEART kaga ba aikin ka bane. Sai yace haba MY LOVELY ai abin duk bogi ne. Aka fitomai da TSANI DA SAURAN KAYAN AIKI ya hau FALWAYA ya fara aiki. Can zuwa wani dan lokaci sai budurwar sa taji yayi wani MUGUN IHU HADE DA KARA wuta ta jashi ya fado cikin KWATA A SUME. bayan ya farfado daga suman da yayi, ya tashi zaune yana daga kansa sai yaga budurwar sa da baban ta da babarta da yaran gidan gaba 1 da kuma sauran yaran unguwar suna mai sannu. can saiji yayi wata karamar yarinya kanwar budurwar sa tace: LAAAAAA, AUNTY SAURAYIN KIYAYI KASHI A WANDO.

HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

Wai idan kaine yazakayi????
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WA YA FI WANI ƘWAREWA?


WA YAFI WANI KWAREWA?

Wata rana wata budurwa taje gidan su kawar ta sai ta hadu da wani gayen xamani !!! Ga yanda hirarsu ta kasance:- 

Saurayi:- Salam ‘yan mata ya kike?

Budurwa:- Lapia kalau. Alhamdulillah!

Saurayi:- Can I know ur name plz?

Budurwa:- Ehhmmm Maryam… ! Tana yi tana satar kallon shi da gani yakwanta mata arai !!!

Saurayi:- Inane gidanku?

Budurwa:- Tayi wuf ta nuna gidan Qawar ta,kasantuwar Qawar tata masu kudi ne!

Nan sukai exchanging numbers, kullum zai zo saiya kira ta, dan haka takanshirya ta tafi can gidan Qawar anan suke zance, tayi hakan ne danya dinga mata alkhairi da yawa! Asalin gidansu kam talakawa ne authentic, a hakan suna tare ya dingayi mata kyauta kala kala! Wata ran ba wataran ba sai akayi rashin dace wayar sa ba caji kuma gashi yaxo xance yana kofar gidan; Anan ne ya samu wani yaro yace kai kira min Maryam! Sai yaron yace yau bata zo ba! Saurayi yace daga ina? Yaro kam yace daga gidansu.. !

Saurayi:- Au daman banan bane gidan su? Yaro yai gaba yana cewa zo in kaika gidan su, basu karasa ba ya hange ta tana ta tuyar dankali, ga yara sun yayyabeta Yana karasawa ya tsuguna yace ‘yan mata a bani dankali, tana jin muryar shi ta dago suka hada ido, ta mike ta ruga gida aguje, daman gidan ‘kasa ne, yace ki daina gudu ni tsakani da Allah nake son ki,daga nan ya aika afada ma iyayen ta gobe zai turo a rushe gidan ayi musu ginin xamani!

Haka kuwa akayi bayan kwana 2, sai dai wata sabuwa inji ‘yan caca; Tun ranar da aka rushe gidan babu saurayi

ba labarin shi! ! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Tambaya anan tsakanin Saurayi da budurwa waya fi iya kwarewa wajen YAUDARA???
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IRO MAI SHAYI


Iro me shayi . Anyi wani bawan Allah me suna IRO, sana'ar sa saida shayi (tea) dabi'ar sa shine baya dawowa daga sana'ar sa sai misalin karfe 1:00 am na dare. Kwatsam wata rana ya dawo sai yaji anata gardama a wani lungu koda ya labe don ganin suwa ke gardama a wannan dare sai yaga mutane guda uku
, sai yaji daya daga cikin su ! yace nafiku sauri, sai sauran biyun sukace ! Karya kake sai yace to ayi rigerigen zuwa bangon duniya sai can yaji shuru kamar na minti 3 uku sai yaji ance ! Nine na daya sai yaji ance ! Nine na biyu sai yaji ance ! Nine yakamata inyi na farko amma saboda tuntube danayi da dutsen uhudu ne yasa ni nayi na karshe, Iro na labe yana sauraron abin al'ajabi kwatsam sai yaji ance ! Toh ayi rige rigen taba kan me shayi. Idan kaine ko kece IRO yazakiyi??
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