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BANDA DARIYA DA YAWA

BANDA DARIYA DA YAWA
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AMSA KAWAI NAKE
BUKATA
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Wasu mutane ne su biyu suna zaune suna hira a majalisa sai suka
fara dauko labarin yaransu
suna fadi....
Shi na
farko sai yace " hmm ai yarona yafi kowa wawanci a ganina domin abin nashi yayi nisa.!
Sai na biyu yace"
ai naka yaron mai hankali ne sosai akan nawa.
Suka yita ja'inja sai suka ce to mukirasu kawai agwada..
sai
suka kira yaran nasu domin su jarrabasu su suga wanda yafi wawanci.
Mutum na farko:
Sai yakira dansa yace " Auwal zo kaje kasuwa
ka sayo min sabulu"
yaron yanazuwa
sai
ya kama hanya ya tafi.
Sai Baban yace kagani ko tsabar wawtarsa ko kudin bai karba ba
ya kama hanya yatafi ko?
sai Mutum na biyu:
ya ce Wannan ne kake kira wawtar?
Bari ka gani.
Sai ya kwala wa dansa kira.. "
yana xuwa sai yace kaje
gida ka duba ko inanan.
Sai ya kama hanya yatafi, can sai gashi ya dawo yace:
Baba naje na tambayi
mama tace baka nan"
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To wai anan wayafi wawta acikin
yaran nasu ?
na 1 ko na 2 ?

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN ORDINARY THIEF AND A POLITICIAN

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?

1.The Ordinary Thief steals your Money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.
But, The Political Thief steals your future, career, education, health & business !

2. The hilarious part is :
The Ordinary Thief will choose whom to rob. But, you yourself choose the Political Thief to rob you.

3. The most ironic one :
Police will chase and nab the Ordinary Thief. But, Police will look after and protect the Political Thief !
That’s the travesty cum irony of our current society!
And, we blindly say we are not blind !

πŸ‘ *Too good not to share*πŸ˜‰

UNA WELL DONE OOO

UNA WELL DONE ooO!
A person is a person, but wen he enters;
~ Hospital..... Patient
~ Taxi...... Passenger
~ Shop....customer
~ School...student
~ Stadium... Fan
πŸ‘‰But my Question is .. What do we call a person who enters TOILET?

Am waiting for answer

MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA

➡MIJIN BAHAUSHIYA

KAFIN AURE

Na kiraki dazu da sassafe ba'a dauka a l0kacin nasan baki tashi ba na katse miki barci S00RY

murya KASA KASA jiya na miki tambaya amma baki amsamin tambayata ba, ina jira SWEETY

Ranki ya dade wanka kikayi yanzu da sanyinnan koda yake kedin ai yar gayu ce BABYNAH

DA ALLAH kada kici wake da shinkafa yanzu bari na aik0 miki KAZA da MaltinA kinji H0NEY

Ah Ah haba dan ALLAH my LADY tah0 a hankali mana kada kiji ciw0 ki sani a tara mana my S0UL

BAYAN AURE

kina da matsala WALLAHI TALATUWA dan rainin way0 ayi ta kiranki kina ta shegen barcinnaki k0

MURYA A SAMA wai me yasa baki da biyayyane na miki tambaya jiya baki cemin k0mai ba

In banda tsabar rashin sanin ciw0n KAI ina ke ina wanka da sanyin nan k0 da yake ai jikinki ne

 Rainin way0 ke ba zaki ci tuw0 ba kaina zaki dafa kici kada ALLAH sa kici cikin waye

Wai kina inane ke baki san kiyi sauri bane kina ganin yanda na kwas0 bala'in yunwa haba

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Send to mazan Hausawa and see their response S…

ITA TA KAI KANTA

ITA TA KAI KANTA
{Kurma mai ciki}

Wata kurma ce Allah Ya Jarrabe ta da masifar son aure kamar ta kai kanta gidan miji. Ana cikin haka ta sami saurayi suka kulla soyayya har Allah Ya nufe su da aure,bayan tarewa ba da jimawa ba sai Allah Ya ba amarya kurma ciki,tun ba'a je ko'ina ba ta fara laulayin ciki amaye-amaye zazzabi da ciwon kai tabi duk ta rame da kyar dai har lokacin haihuwa yayi, Kurma dai ta haihu a daddafe taji irin abin da 'Yan'uwa mata keji wurin haihuwa,akai suna ta tafi gida wanka bayan ta gama wanka akai-akai ta dawo tace bata komawa ta sake shan irin wannan wuya, karshe dole sai dai auren ya mutu.
Yanzu haka zancen nan da nike da ku kurma na nan gida kememe taki aure kwata-kwata sai dai kawai in an ce mata zo muje barka wance ta haihu ta tambaya ''Haihuwar farko ce koko bata farko bace? In ance ta fari ce sai tace''WAYYO BA TA SANI MUJE AI MATA BARKA'' Inko taji ba haihuwar fari bace sai tace''BANI ZUWA ITA TAKAI KANTA…

Maganin Farin Jini

*Maganin farin jini sadidan*

*A samu hular da buhari yasa lokacin da yazo Kano, da takalmin da yasa da yaje Lagos, a hada da kasar Katsina a jika, sai a motsa da tsinsiya a sha, za kuga aiki da cikawa*😜😜😜

*HaKazalika, macen da samari sukayi mata yawa saboda farin jinin ta, kuma take son rage su don ta auri daya, to tasamu hular da jonathan yasa da yaje campaign Katsina, a hada da takalmin da yasa lokacin da yaje kaduna a hada da gashin bakin gwamnan Katsina (Shema) a jika yadan tsuma sai a karanta fatihar Namadi Sambo a tofa a zuba cikin malfa asha*

*Insha Allahu kafin gari ya waye sai ta rasa kowa cikin samarin, duk sun gudu*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

*Wannan fahami sadaka kyauta nake ba dashi fisabilillahi*😜😜😜

*Kuma ba sai kunyi min godiya ba, nayi kawai dam Allah*😜😜😜

*Allah Yasa a dace*

It Is Not Always Easy Being A Teacher

ITS NOT ALWAYS EASY BEING A TEACHER

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
(Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.)
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Habib, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Habib: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Habib: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this child.)
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TEACHER: Sadeeq, what is the chemical formula for water?
Sadeeq: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Sadeeq: Yesterday you said it's H to O.   
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TEACHER: Yusuf, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?